humorous quotes 1

1.Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
2.When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
3.Nothing is as easy as it looks.
4.Everything takes longer than you think.
5.If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
6.Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
7.Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
8.Being dead right, won't make you any less dead.
9. Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
10.Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
11.Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
12.It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
13.The two most abundant things in all the universe are nitrogen and stupidity.
14.Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
15.If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 90% of the time.
16.The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
17.Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.
18.rains x Beauty x Availability=0;
19.Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
20.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.