humorous quotes 2

21.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
22.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
23.What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
24.It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
25.Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
26.Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
27.When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
28.It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
29.Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will
30.No one is as fascinating as they think
31.If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
32.The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
33.Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
34.If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.
35.Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring
36.If a man won an argument, it was just in his head
37.Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
38.Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure
39.Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t.
40.If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.