humorous quotes 3

41.If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
42.Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
43.Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
44.When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
45.When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single. 46.Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her. 47.Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just fucking yourself
48.Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
49.Romance is when common sense flies out of the window. 50.Not everything takes longer than you expect.
51.You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
52.If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
53.Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
54.The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
55.If a beautiful wo/man loves you, it's fake
56.You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.
57.The best way to get over a woman.....is to get over another
58.You always need a more patient partner no matter how patient s/he is
59.You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.
60.gravity is myth…This earth sucks..
61.being normal is driving me crazysmoking is a dying art.
62.I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
63.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.