humorous quotes 2

21.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
22.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
23.What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
24.It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
25.Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
26.Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
27.When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
28.It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
29.Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will
30.No one is as fascinating as they think
31.If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
32.The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
33.Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
34.If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.
35.Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring
36.If a man won an argument, it was just in his head
37.Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
38.Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure
39.Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t.
40.If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.

humorous quotes 1

1.Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
2.When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
3.Nothing is as easy as it looks.
4.Everything takes longer than you think.
5.If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
6.Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
7.Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
8.Being dead right, won't make you any less dead.
9. Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
10.Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
11.Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
12.It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
13.The two most abundant things in all the universe are nitrogen and stupidity.
14.Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
15.If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 90% of the time.
16.The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
17.Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.
18.rains x Beauty x Availability=0;
19.Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
20.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

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Hey though it is my first day as a writer in this blog but definitely it is not the first one as a blogger ...I have tried my hands in this field over and over again..though not as the same blogger...Hope this time around i can continue this work....that means i could write some blogs that dont seem torture to me atleast.......