humorous quotes 4

1.Don't always look at the brighter side you may go blind
2.there is no “right” answer, there is only the human capacity to look for the right answer
3.Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them
4.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
5.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
6.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
7.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else
8.I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it
9.Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
10.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
11.I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
12.Few women admit their age; few men act it.
13.Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
14. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
15.I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere
16.I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
17.Life is too complicated in the morning
18.Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
19."Smile... it confuses people"
20.The way to see by Faith is to shut the eye of Reason
21.wake me up when the weekend gets here.
22.I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
23.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning"

T-shirt quotes 3

1.Harassing me about my smoking..........may be hazardous to ur health !
2.somebody plz give me sunglasses....my future is toooo bright
3.i dont have an attitude problem u have a perception problem
4.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody'sthere to appreciate it
5.Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they'renothing
6.I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take theblame!
7.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
8.Don't make me think It Hurts!!
9.I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
10.dont go mad!!! just go away!
11.work is worship and i'm an atheist.
12.Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths
13.they say luv's round d corner...i must b walking in circles then
14.Some women are terribly hard to please...the rest are impossible
15.ONLy time I am wrong is when I thought I may be wrong
16.I got a problem. ME!
17. m not handicapi m just lazy
18.Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock
19.Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
20.my way!! or go away
21.I lost my virginty,can you give me yours??

T-shirt quotes 2

1.Opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one
2.THE PROBLEM WITH POLITICAL JOKES IS THAT THEY GET ELECTED!!
3.Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
4.Don't peep, it could be your daughter inside
5.Legends never die. I am the living PROOF...!!
6.I never forget a face,but with you,I'll be glad to make an exception.
7.Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
8.I'm in shape....Round is a shape.. isnt it?
9.The difference between stupidity and genius.....genius has a limit
10.The 2 most common things on earth...Nitrogen and stupidity......
11.U laugh at me coz i m different.....I laugh at u coz u r all the same
12.I'm not CHEAP, but I'm on SPECIAL this week
13.tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.......
14."COMEON!!!!!!..there is a face above this
15. i have only one nerve left and ur gettin on it
16."YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY LETTER FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY"
17."TAKE MY ADVICE...I DONT USE IT NEWAYS
18.everybody experiences failure once in life........I HAV BEEN TRYING SINCE AGES!!!!
19."Only mechanical engg can see missing views and hidden curves
Life is a waste of time

T-shirt quotes 1

1. Im usually skinny and gorgous but its my day off!
2. "If you can read this the bitch fell off!"
3.Organized people are just too lazy to look for things
4.You say "Psycho" like its a bad thing.
5.I'm not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example
6.It's Better To Lose A Lover Than Love A Loser
7.I'm bad with names can i just call you a**hole?
8.You laugh at me cuz I'm different. I laugh at you cuz you're all the same.
9.Why be difficlut when you can be imposible?
10."IM A VIRGIN but this t-shirt is quite old"
11.Front:Stop looking at me Back:Stop following me
12.i am lost!!! please take me home with u.....
13.I am not opinionated, its just that I am always right.
14.I’m not rude ...... you are just insignificant!
15."attitudes are contagious ... mine is worth catching"
16.dont need ur attitudeHAVE ONE OF MY OWN!!!!!!!
17.Of all the things I've lost....I miss my mind the most!!!
18.i was born intelligent but education ruined me !!!
19.No one dies Virgin life f**** all
20.I am not drinking anymore THEN AGAINI am not drinking any less

humorous quotes 3

41.If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
42.Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
43.Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
44.When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
45.When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single. 46.Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her. 47.Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just fucking yourself
48.Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
49.Romance is when common sense flies out of the window. 50.Not everything takes longer than you expect.
51.You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
52.If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
53.Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
54.The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
55.If a beautiful wo/man loves you, it's fake
56.You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.
57.The best way to get over a woman.....is to get over another
58.You always need a more patient partner no matter how patient s/he is
59.You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.
60.gravity is myth…This earth sucks..
61.being normal is driving me crazysmoking is a dying art.
62.I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
63.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

humorous quotes 2

21.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
22.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
23.What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
24.It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
25.Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
26.Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
27.When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
28.It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
29.Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will
30.No one is as fascinating as they think
31.If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
32.The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
33.Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
34.If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.
35.Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring
36.If a man won an argument, it was just in his head
37.Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
38.Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure
39.Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t.
40.If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.

humorous quotes 1

1.Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
2.When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
3.Nothing is as easy as it looks.
4.Everything takes longer than you think.
5.If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
6.Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
7.Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
8.Being dead right, won't make you any less dead.
9. Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
10.Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
11.Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
12.It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
13.The two most abundant things in all the universe are nitrogen and stupidity.
14.Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
15.If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 90% of the time.
16.The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
17.Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.
18.rains x Beauty x Availability=0;
19.Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
20.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

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Hey though it is my first day as a writer in this blog but definitely it is not the first one as a blogger ...I have tried my hands in this field over and over again..though not as the same blogger...Hope this time around i can continue this work....that means i could write some blogs that dont seem torture to me atleast.......